Rizz Apple - Collectible

🍎 THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT

This is the Rizz Apple. If it can sit on any shelf, it should be locked in a case at the Warren occult museum. This internet artifact radiates sexual energy in every direction. Oh yes, and don't make eye contact. Yeah. WARNING: This thing is actually haunted. Unlike Labubu or whatever TikTok’s faking this week.

Put him on your shelf, your desk, your toilet bowl. Or carry him around to add to your Charisma.

💦 Glossy Finish
Coated in a high-gloss compound so slick it’s been classified as a choking hazard in 34 countries.

🧪 Lab-Tested Pheromone Output
Calibrated to emit 94% more pheromones than a standard apple. Do not place near easily influenced individuals or open flame.

🍎 Limited Quantity
We don't make them, we pick them from the sex trees. Hard to harvest, even harder to contain. Our apple-picking lady keeps getting pregnant.