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Ballerina Cappuccina - Collectible
$39.00
☕ BALLERINA CAPPUCCINA
Half woman, half mug. She’s the wife of Cappuccino Assassino and the ex of Tung Tung Sahur. Her dating history alone qualifies her as a war crime.
🎀 Ceramic Skull. Mental Illness.
Her head is a cappuccino cup.
We asked why. She just said “mi-mi-mi-mi” and twirled into traffic.
💔 Caffeine-Induced Divorcee
She left Tung Tung because he wouldn’t stop banging at 5am. Now she dances for no one. Just rage and espresso.
Dimensions
Height: 6 cm (2.36 in)
Length: 4.5 cm (1.77 in)
Width: 4.5 cm (1.77 in)
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