Bicus Dicus - Collectible

🦅 BICUS DICUS

This is Bicus Dicus. The most feared warlord in the ancient Dicus Empire. Bird of old values. We cannot guarantee that he will not whisper a racial slur in your ear (he's fucked up).

🏛 Helmets On!
His helmet faces sideways. That’s not a defect. It’s historical accuracy - Roman birds saw danger in all directions...Or it's just a factory error. Either way, we’re not fixing it.

🍇 Raspberries for Decoration ONLY
We know the berries are hyper realistic but they are, definitely, NOT edible. Yes, we checked. We are tired of receiving emails from customers that they chocked on the damn thing. IT'S NOT A BERRY.

🍕 Italian Citizenship
Bicus is a native of Rome. Married to Incontinentia Buttocks. Friends with Naughtius Maximus and Sillius Soddus. Unfortunately, they are not for sale. Not Yet.