Boneca Ambalabu - Collectible

🛞 THE SOCIETAL MENACE

This is Boneca Ambalabu. Half tire. Half frog. Evil.

Spotted on TikTok. Banned by scientists. Sighted in urban zones wreaking havoc. With a face that croaks and legs that walk like they pay taxes, Boneca looks friendly—until your neighbours vanish and the sky turns static.

This isn’t a collectible. It’s a warning.

📡 Smartphone Users - BEWARE!
Boneca emits frequencies that interrupt 5G connection and crush nearby government bird drones. We advise to put your phone in Airplane Mode with Boneca nearby.

🛞 Tires NOT Included
Features a non-removable car tire torso made of unknown polymers. Rolls downhill. Not uphill. Absolutely cursed.

🚫 Limited Drops (for Public Safety)
We are legally required to say this is a satire. We are also spiritually required to keep Boneca in stock, or she gets mad. Order fast—before she orders you.